Apparently Tee

Apparently I’m Very Articulate

A sharp piece of cultural commentary wrapped in minimalist streetwear design.

This bold typography tee takes a phrase many Black professionals have heard before and flips it into pure sarcasm.

Clean, confident and instantly recognisable, it highlights the subtle assumptions that still show up in everyday conversations.

Designed with distressed vintage lettering and a strong visual hierarchy, this is a statement shirt that speaks volumes without saying too much.

Spend £65+ and delivery’s on us.

Bundle & save while you’re at it – your wardrobe will thank you.

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How to Not Ruin Your New Favourite Shirt:

Cold wash only — hot water is for people who like shrinking things
Turn it inside out before washing (that graphic isn't going anywhere if you look after it)
Gentle detergent only — this cotton is garment-dyed and laid back, treat it accordingly
First wash may bleed a little, so keep darker colours away from anything white or precious
Don't use bleach. Your shirt doesn't need it and won't forgive it
Skip the fabric softener — it messes with the feel and the fabric doesn't need help
Tumble dry low, or better yet hang it up and go do something fun
Air dry when you can — it's better for the shirt and better for the planet
Pull it out of the dryer as soon as it's done or you'll be de-wrinkling all day
Dry cleaning is a hard no